YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
The White Apologist: "I’m so, so sorry for what my ancestors did to yours, man! It really breaks me down sometimes thinking about how despicable we were to you guys! Please forgive us!"
The Faux-Humanist: "Stop talking about race. We’re all just human."
The Martin-Lover: "Yeah, but didn’t Martin Luther King say to judge people not by the color of their skin but by the content of their character! I have a dream today!"
The Lord of the Fee-Fees: "Don’t you understand how your comments about what SOME White people do are offensive to me and hurt my feelings? Not all of us are racist! By pointing out my "privilege", you are spreading hate!"
The Wonderful White Friend: "I’m not racist, some of my best friends are Arabs!"
The Nigger-Lover: "Why can’t I say nigger? I saw it on the Boondocks! Why can’t I say nigger? Eminem’s a rapper! Why can’t she say nigger? What if she married a Black man? Why can’t she say nigger? What if he was adopted by a Black family?"
The Pea-Brained Peacemaker: "Maybe if you people weren’t so harsh and hostile, White people would want to listen to you? Try being a little calmer next time, why don’t you?"
The Silly Bitch: "I don’t care what you say, nigger isn’t a racist word. NIGGER."
The Annoying White Feminist: ”I think our shared experiences as women are more important than race at this time, look at the bigger picture! Woman is the nigger of the world, and I have a right to say it, you colored women are just being divisive!”
The Reverse Race Specialist: "How come there are no historically white colleges? REVERSE RACISM!"
The Slave-Thrower: "Everybody was enslaved, not just you guys!"
The Fool: "I know you were fired from your modeling job because the casting agent said you didn’t ‘have the look’ and you were passed over for the job by ten other White models, but I don’t think this has anything to do with racism!"
The Colorblind Crook: "I don’t see color! There’s no difference at all between the races, we’re all the same deep down!"
The Bleeder: "Racism wouldn’t exist if you stopped talking about it. WE ALL BLEED RED!"
let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?
BEST FRIENDS YOU DON’T GET TO TALK TO VERY OFTEN BC YOU’RE BOTH JUST REALLY BUSY WITH SCHOOL OR WHATEVER BUT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL BC YOURE STILL THE BEST OF FRIENDS NO MATTER WHAT, ARE THE BEST KINDS OF FRIENDS IN THE WHOLE WORLD
im gonna go to bed at ten tonight
Since I’ve been getting in trouble with my attendance I’ve been trying to go to all my lectures and seminars
I’m trying not to give up and it’s only Tuesday
let’s think about how men never have to settle for the “geeky” and “nerdy girl” and how there are dozens of movies where the ugly little duckling is transformed to this gorgeous woman so that the male character can be with her
and how there are dozens of movies where women are taught to look past looks and see that those “nerdy” guys are actually really great